The Interview

This interview took place last night. It was conducted by Mr. Frog, a puppet "friend" who lives in Finn's toy box and speaks with a heavy Texan drawl. The interviewee was 27 month old Finn, miniature superman and daredevil extraordinaire. Here's what transpired:















Mr. Frog: What's yore name?

Finn: My name is Finn Masmus.

Mr. Frog: How old are you?

Finn: I'm two years old.

Mr. Frog: What's yore sister's name?

Finn: His name is Audrie Superman.

Mr. Frog: What's yore daddy's name?

Finn: His name is Soccer Ball Gamer.

Mr. Frog: What's yore mommy's name?

Finn: His name is Pink.

Mr. Frog: What's yore favorite color?

Finn, looking at his shirt: Umm, white.

Mr. Frog: What's yore daddy's favorite color?

Finn, looking at his daddy's shirt: It's white.

Mr. Frog: What's yore mommy's favorite color?

Finn, looking at his mommy's shirt: His favorite color is pink.

Mr. Frog: Finn, what are you goin' to be when you grow up?

Finn: I'm going to be a hippo, a hippopamus.

Mr. Frog: What's yore sister goin' to be when she grows up?

Finn: A orange hippopamus.

Mr. Frog: What's yore daddy goin' to be when he grows up?

Finn: A pink hippopamus.

Finn: Mr. Frog, your going to be a dreen hippopamus when you drow up.

Mr. Frog: I am?

Finn: yes.

Mr. Frog: What's yore mommy goin' to be when she grows up?

Finn: A choo choo train.

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