Finn as a monster on his birthday:
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mom, you make things taste good!
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While on the toilet: Mom, I’m just going to sit here a while and think.
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Finn: Mom, can I tell you something?
Me: Sure, Finn, what is it?
Finn: I want to ride on my airplane that’s up on my ceiling, but I have to be little, tiny, tiny.
Me: Yeah, you’re too big to ride on that airplane.
Finn: But when I’m growed up, I’ll be big like this [reaching for the airplane] I can get my airplane and I can magic myself little and climb in the airplane with the spiders.
Me: Spiders! Maybe you can magic the spiders away.
Finn: Yeah, I can magic kill the spiders away.
Me: But what if they’re nice spiders like Charlotte, and they tell you salutations, which means greetings, or hello.
Finn: Yeah, Charlotte said, “Greetings!”
Me: No, she said, “Salutations!”
Finn: Yeah, and Wilbur said, “What does salutations mean?”
Me: That’s right. Now go to sleep.
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Finn at Audrie’s soccer game with his new work boots and rake:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Me: We have to wait until PaPa gets over his stomach bug before we can go visit him.
Finn: Did PaPa eat a bug?
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While washing his hands: Only I can reach my flaucets and you can reach your flaucets.
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Finn: Mom, you know what I’m doin’?
Me: No, what?
Finn: Sewin’.
Me: Oh.
Finn: Would you like to see the hanger I sewed? And a mustache?
[He found a bunch of pipe cleaners]
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Finn with a bucket full of weeds: Mom, do you want to come help me plant some food?
Me: Sure, what kind of food?
Finn: Good food.
Me: What kind of good food?
Finn: Potatoes, French fries, mashed potatoes, pears, and curly fries.
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Finn on jokes:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robot.
Robot who?
A robot eats pizza and it talks and it says…awkward.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
[tipping an imaginary hat] Good day.
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Finn telling his Nonna a variety of knock knock jokes ending in “Good day.”
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Finn on the toilet talking into a bar of soap:
Hello?
Yeah, yeah.
I’m on the toilet.
Yeah.
Bye.
[ring, ring]
Heeeelllllooooooo?
Alllllllrrrriiiggghhhttt.
Yeeeeeeeeessssssss.
Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee.
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Finn: Mom, can I wear my Easter outfit?
Me: No.
Finn: Pllleeeeeaaaasssseee
Me: You can wear it on Monday when we take pictures.
Finn: Then can I wear it at MiMi’s for Easter?
Me: Yes.
Finn: Then I will look cute, like the president.
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Finn, taking an oat off of his oatmeal bread: I’m going to plant this seed and grow a bread tree.
Audrie: You can’t grow a bread tree! You have to use flour and water to make bread.
Finn: Okay, I’ll plant this seed with flour and water and grow a bread tree.
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Finn: Mom, I love you.
Me: I love you, too.
Finn: Mom, let’s be friends.
Me: Okay, I’d like that.
xo
nessa dee
very cute! :)
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