Finnanigans

My camera isn’t working. I’m not a happy camper. Finn just walked into the room dressed as a pirate, said “I’m Jack Sparrow,” and tried to attack me with a sword [flag]. Aaarrrgh! That was me screaming in frustration, not Pirate Finn. I think I might have provoked another attack, though.

I could use a bit of Finnanigans right now.

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Finn: PaPa wants to give me his bb gun.

Me: If you get a bb gun, you know you can’t shoot it at people or animals. You can shoot it at stuff like cans.

Finn: I’ll only shoot it at old stuff, but not old people.

Me: What do you mean "old stuff"?

Finn: Like stuff from the 50’s.

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Mom, I think that when I snap, God makes the sound from my fingers.

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Pointing to his baby teeth: Mom, I want to keep these teeth because they chomp very good.

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Finn: Mom, tomorrow when I get up I’m going to work out, and then I’m going to paint, and then I’m going to work out again, and then I’m going to eat breakfast.

Me: Wow! That’s a lot to do before breakfast.

Finn: Yeah, I want to get stronger so that I can hold a heavy nail if I find one.

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Mom, when I’m 30 I’m going to work out at the gym. Do I need to pay cash and then credit?

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Mom, I wish dinosaurs couldn’t be instinct.

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Finn: Does heaven have a lot of people in it?

Me: nod

Finn: Does it have a lot of lot of people.

Me: nods more vigorously.

Finn: It must be HUGE!

Me: nods with eyebrows raised.

Finn: I want to go there and pick up all of the gold. Maybe they have big gold coins with God’s face on them, and medium sized gold coins with Jesus’ face on them.

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Grin.

xo

nessa dee