:: "Momma, my nose is falling off." [he had a runny nose]
:: Pointing to his butt, "Say hi to my friend."
Gus, with his butt facing me: "Do you want to go to the beach tomorrow day?"
:: Checking on Gus who was supposed to be napping.
Me: "August, where's your shirt?"
Gus: "It flew away. It's really dirty."
Me: "Why is your shirt dirty?"
Me: "Do you want to get up?"
Gus: "Uh, yeah." [gets new shirt out of his drawer] "Here's my shirt. It's really pretty."
:: I'm doing the hiccups, Momma!
:: I want to wear this hat for Finn. [translation: I want Finn to wear this hat.]
:: Gus: "Momma, smell this [Fortune Cookie] What's it smell like?"
Me: "Smells like a cookie."
Gus: "No, it smells like a spaceship."
:: [While covered with soap in the shower] "Something feels spicy."
Me: "Something feels spicy?"
Gus: " Yeah, on my butt."
Me: "Uh, okay."
:: Gus: "Momma, come look at my cars."
Me, looking at a collection of cars he placed on the floor: "Wow!"
Gus: "That was very nice for you to see."
:: [Upon seeing me unload his bike from the car, he questioned] When we get home, can I ride my bike right in here and I be a happy boy?"
:: Me: "Hey kids, what do y'all want to do tonight?"
Gus: "We need to drink chocolate milk, eat Pop Tarts and eat donuts and ring the bell."
:: Gus: 'Momma, you need to get Finn a spanking."
Me: "Why does Finn need a spanking?"
Gus: "Because he not let me play his bideo games."
:: Me: "August, do you want to go make a sand castle?"
Gus: "No, I want to build a hole, and put my head in it."
:: [Lifting his shirt to reveal his stomach] "Look at my abs!"
:: Me: "August, when I say no, that means you don't do it."
Gus: "When I say yes, that means I do it."
This little boy will be 3 years old next week. He certainly keeps me on my toes, but he's quite hilarious...and we love it!