:: Can you take off my seat belt? [Referring to his belted pants]
:: Gus: I spy something blue it's Daddy?
Me: Is it Daddy?
Gus: Yes! Yea!! Good job!!
:: Audrie: I spy something silly.
Gus [starts dancing]: Is it me?
:: This is the one last time bite. [His version of "one more bite"]
:: After taking a sip of his first ever Cherry Limeade...
Gus: Mommy, this burns my throat! Here you try...
[I take a sip]
Gus: See how it burns my throat?
[I take another sip]
Gus: NO! Only one drink!
Gus: Mommy, I'm a dump truck.
Me: How are you a dump truck?
Gus: See, I dump water out of my penis, and dirt out of my bottom. :/
:: I'm going to measure my foot. [Steps on scale] My foot is 40.
:: Momma, close your eyes. I've got a surprise for you. [Leads me into his bedroom.]
Just one second...
Just two one seconds...
It's going to be really great for you....
[Shows me a train which he proceeds to wreck]
:: Look at that bird, Momma! It's a Lockingbird!
This boy...he certainly keeps us on our toes, and entertained.