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Finn pretending to be a snail: Mom, do you know why snails have money?
Me: No, why?
Finn: Because they have pockets.
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Finn on metamorphosis: Mom, did you know that snails turn into butterflies, and then they turn into calepitters.
Me: Oh do they? I think that caterpillars turn into butterflies like the very hungry caterpillar. Do you remember the very hungry caterpillar?
Finn: Yeah, he eats and eats and eats and then he sleeps a long, long time, and then he waked up and is a butterfly.
Me: Do you think if you eat and eat and eat, and then sleep a long time that you’ll turn into a butterfly?
Finn: No because Audrie has a butterfly costume.
Me: Oh, so you’ll turn into a spider.
Finn: Yeah, but I don’t know where my spider costume is.
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Finn handing me an empty plate: Here’s some food.
Me: Oooh, it looks delicious! What is it?
Finn: Umm, it’s Lean Cuisine.
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Jonathan addressing Finn who’s dressed up as a cowboy and comes riding in on his toy “horse”:
Finn are you riding a chainsaw?
Finn: Yeah, I couldn’t find my horse so I had to ride my chainsaw.
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Finn’s Grandma: Wow, Finn! You’re fast.
Finn: Yeah, that’s cause I’m a zoomer.
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Referring to his chigger bites he recently acquired: Mom, these triggers make me itch!
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Mom, I want to play chest. [chess]
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Mom, there are blisters in my Crocs.
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Finn: All that talking was making me hungry.
Me: Were you talking a lot?
Finn, pointing to Audrie: She was.
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Finn, holding something behind his back: Mom, I have a surprise for you.
Me: Oh, what is it?
Finn, stretching out his arms: A hug!
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I sure do love this little boy!
xo
nessa dee