Finnanigans

Mom do you know what this magazine is brought you by? It’s brought you by a ninja lady.

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Mom, I want to be a policeman for my birthday and I want to have police chains!

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Finn: That sign says four, five…forty-five.

Me: That’s great! Now what does this sign say?

Finn: Two, five…tooty-five

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Dad: Finn, get ready.

Finn: Are we going to a restaurant? [Holding a ladle he wants to bring]

Dad: No, we just had breakfast.

Finn: Are we going to a magic place? [Eyeing a magician’s top hat]

Dad: No.

Finn: [exasperated] Then where are we going?

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Finn, during a family discussion on dangers kids face:

And if there’s a skeleton attacking your friend, you need to have a sharp sword.

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After Finn tripped and fell over:

We should put that on Finnanigans!

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Mom, did God make furniture?

Mom, did God make tools?

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Finn: Mom, when I get my own phone, when I’m as big as Dad, I’m going to put the love song on it.

Me: What’s the love song?

Finn: You know, [singing] the “love calling, love calling” song.

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Mom, when I’m as big as Dad, I’m going to use the men’s restroom.

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Checking on Finn who was in bed after he’d been sick all morning:

Me: Finn, you feel warm.

Finn: Thanks, Mom! That’s why I laid next to Dad.

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Me: Finn, you’re getting so big.

Finn: Yeah, it’s because I’m four and I ate food.

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xo

nessa dee